Hi, my name is Casey, and it hasn't looked like I wet my pants since I last looked at my sweats.
What I mean is...
THE BOTTOM OF MY OSTOMY BAG LEAKS. AND I PUIT LISTERINE IN IT, SO IT'S YELLOW AND IT FREAKING LOOKS LIKE PEE.
I haven't wet my pants since I was, like, 2. But today, in my white VS sweatpants, it looks like I wet my pants because the velcro on the bottom of my bag doesn't always hold my liquid shit so well.
OSTOMY FUN!
Pretty hilarious stand-up about a man with an ostomy.
2 comments:
Hi....my name is Diane and I don't think you should use your last name on your blog.
And I think that at the moment, Rory's toes are grosser than your ostomy!
Will send picture by e-mail!
OK, this guy was funny, but his stoma is so yukky and large. Casey's is SO MUCH CUTER THAN THAT. And so is she :)
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