Monday, July 16, 2007

Leaky Situation

Hi, my name is Casey, and I haven't peed in my pants for 10 years.
Hi, my name is Casey, and it hasn't looked like I wet my pants since I last looked at my sweats.

What I mean is...
THE BOTTOM OF MY OSTOMY BAG LEAKS. AND I PUIT LISTERINE IN IT, SO IT'S YELLOW AND IT FREAKING LOOKS LIKE PEE.

I haven't wet my pants since I was, like, 2. But today, in my white VS sweatpants, it looks like I wet my pants because the velcro on the bottom of my bag doesn't always hold my liquid shit so well.

OSTOMY FUN!



Pretty hilarious stand-up about a man with an ostomy.


2 comments:

Di said...

Hi....my name is Diane and I don't think you should use your last name on your blog.

And I think that at the moment, Rory's toes are grosser than your ostomy!

Will send picture by e-mail!

mommy said...

OK, this guy was funny, but his stoma is so yukky and large. Casey's is SO MUCH CUTER THAN THAT. And so is she :)