Hi, my name is Casey, and I haven't peed in my pants for 10 years.
Hi, my name is Casey, and it hasn't looked like I wet my pants since I last looked at my sweats.
What I mean is...
THE BOTTOM OF MY OSTOMY BAG LEAKS. AND I PUIT LISTERINE IN IT, SO IT'S YELLOW AND IT FREAKING LOOKS LIKE PEE.
I haven't wet my pants since I was, like, 2. But today, in my white VS sweatpants, it looks like I wet my pants because the velcro on the bottom of my bag doesn't always hold my liquid shit so well.
Pretty hilarious stand-up about a man with an ostomy.