Friday, October 19, 2007

The Real Birthday Starts When This Toture Ends

It's my birthday today!

And while everyone loves their birthday, ostomy bags make it a little more speical. Why? Because I got BLOCKED. On my BIRTHDAY. It's now quickly unblocking itself. But what started it, really, was all my fault. Yesterday, I ate a jillion marshmallows to slow down my output so my mommy could change the wafer. Wowie, I'm a retard. I ate one too many marshmallows, and BAM, instant birthday suprise from my baggie! I think it was his was of saying, "Happy Birthday, and remember, I hate marshmallows."

500 Questions

1.What time is it? 1:35 P.M.
2.Do you want to answer these? Sure. I started it, didn't I?
3.Name? Casey
4.Name spelled backwards? Yesac
5.What is your quest? To survive till December.
6.Nickname? Kay, Case, Miley, Case-Case
7.Age? 12 today!
8.Hometown? Boca Raton
9.What were you born in? Delray Beach
10.Where do you live now? Where the Japs and senior citizens come out to play, Boca.
11.What state? Florida
12.Ever going to move? Probably not. I like it here.
13.Would you rather live somewhere else? No way.
14.Birthdate? TODAY!
15.When do you blow out your candles? 8:15 tonight, baby.
16.Day you were born? Tuesday.
17.Zodiac sign? Libra
18.Do you know what that is? Scale (ironic, isn't it?)
19.Sex? Female
20.Height? 5'1"
21.Weight? Like... 85, I think.
22.Eye color? Dark blue
23.Hair color? Red/blonde/brown
24.Any siblings? 1 brother, 1 sister. They're twins.
25.Names and ages? Both nine, Lindsay and Zachary
26.Do you get along with them? Sometimes. I get along better with Zachary.
27.Any pets? 1 fish, because we killed the other two (accidentally!) and a brother :)
28.Names? Nemo
29.Parents? Of course. How would I be here if I didn't have any?
30.Names? Stacy & Michael
31.Do you get along with them? Really well :D
32.Married or divorced? Still married.
33.How long? 16 years, I think...
34.Website? I have a MySpace. Does that count?
35.Email? No thank you. Don't really want to get raped today.
36.AOL s/n? No wayyyy.
37.Yahoo s/n? You do realize that I won't give it to you, right?
38.ICQ? What's that?
39.MSN? Like
40.How many people are on your buddy list? Like 120. I don't know, my AIM isn't working.
41.Phone number? HA... no.
42.Personality? Funny, a bit of a perfectionist, a bit of a suck-up, creative (most of the time), and sometimes I can be bossy, but I try not to be.
43. Do you want to answer these? No, but I will.
44.What school do you go to? Do I want people to stalk me?
45.What year are you? 6th grade
46.What are you? In sixth grade?
47.Hardest class? Uh, probably World Cultures. The tests are harddd.
48.Easiest class? Science.
49.Most fun class? Math! 5th period rocks.
50.What day did school start? August 22nd
51.Do you have classes with friends? Yup.
52.Do you have friends? Duh.
53.Do you go to school events? Depends when or what it is.
54.What was the last event you went to? the Junior Jaguar Jamboree... wooo!
55.Do you have school spirit? School spirit... sometimes.
56.Do you go to dances? Yeah!
57.Stag or with someone? Either, I guess.
58. Do you want to answer these? Grrrrr.
59.Have a significant other? Lalalala.
60.What is their name? Ladeeda.
61.How old are they? Dooooodly doo.
62.How long have you been going out? Do the funk-ay chickennn.
63.Have you been faithful? Dun dun DUNNNN.
64.Do you have a crush? Yup.
65.Who? Someone that I can't tell youuu.
66.Do they know you like them? Yes
67.You ever going to tell them? I did.
68.Do you have an online crush? An online crush? What does that even mean?
69.Who? Are you an owl? :)
In the Past 24 Hours Have You?
70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions? I don't wonder or care.
71.Had a serious talk? Yes
72. Hugged someone? Yes
73.Fought with a friend? No
74.Cried? Yes
75.Laughed? Yes
76.Made someone laugh? Yes
77.Bought something? No
78.Cut your hair? No
79.Felt stupid? Yes
80.Talked to someone you love? Yes
81.Missed someone? YESSSSS.
Have-you-ever ?
82. You want me to tell you? Hey, I'm the one who's telling you stuff around here.
83.Smoked? No way. Eww.
84.Stolen something? No
85.Done drugs? EWW.
86.Drank? Well, like a sip of a Pina Colada and an accidental gulp of my daddy's beer that I thought was my Coke.
87.Gotten drunk? Nope.
88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos? Ok, um, ewww.
89.Been dumped? No, thankfully.
90.Had someone be unfaithful to you? No
91.Hiked up a mountain? Nooo and I don't plan to.
92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? Yeah. I do it all the time. You must learn that I have, like, no life whatsoever.
93.Been in love? Nope.
94.Seen the White House? Nope.
95.Seen the Eiffel Tower? Only in 'A View From the Top'. And pictures. Lucky ducks.
96.Try smoking? Ew.
97.Played monopoly? Yeah, and I always win. That's right.
98.Seen Titanic? Yes
99.Kissed someone? Yes
100.Tried a weight loss program? No, unless you count codeine as a weight-loss program.
101.Jumped on a trampoline? Yes. Trampolines are awesommmmme.
102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? Oh yeah!
103.Had a bubble bath? Yes
104.Been on a plane? Yes
105.Been on a boat? Yes
106.Been on a train? Can't say I have.
107.Been in a car accident? Nope (knock on wood!)
108.Ridden an elephant? No, but it does sound fun. I want to!
109.Made a web page? I've made a MySpace if that counts but I'm not sure. Oh, and this.
110.Played with Barbies? Duh, every 5-year-old girl has.
111.Stay up all night? Yes :)
112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? Wellllll... sometimes.
113.Called a psychic or sex hotline? No and NO.
114.Watched Jerry Springer? Yeah. That is some crazy TV.
115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class? Yeah... :)
116.Been afraid of the dark? I still am, and I'm not afraid to admit it!
117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)? Psh. I practically live in the hospital.
118.Had stitches? Yes, eight on my foot and some from surgery.
119.Dumped someone and regretted it? At the time.
120.Gone out with more than one person at a time? Nope
121.Lied? What? Lied? Me? Never! (that was a lie)
122.Been arrested? Uh, NO.
123.Fallen asleep in class? Almost!
124.Gotten in trouble in class? Yeah.
125.Used food for something other than to eat? Yes. Homemade dough!
126.Met a celebrity? No
127.Broken the law? No
128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? No
129.Hated yourself? Yes
130.Been brokenhearted? No
131.Broken someone's heart? I hope not.
132.Are you a virgin? Yes
133.Done something really stupid? Yeah, duh.
134.Been arrested? Didn't you already ask this?
135.Hurt a friend? I hope not.
136.Broken a bone? No (knock on wooood!!)
137.Ever had a crush on a teacher? Noooooooooo!
138. Why do you want to know? Why do I want to know what?
139.Guy name? Derek, Zack, Dylan
140.Girl name? Blake, Riley
141.Nationality? Uh, American?
142.Color? Pink and orange
143.Holiday? Halloween. And my birthday. Which is TODAY!!
144.Day of the week? Saturday
145.Restaurant? Cheesecake Factory, Houston's, Melting Pot
146.Fastfood restaurant? Taco Bell, Chicken Kitchen, McDonald's
147.Food? Don't know. I have a lot. If I had to choose... probably pizza?
148.Animal? Puffins!
149.Pet? Dogs
150.Store? Abercrombie, PacSun, Hollister, Delia's
151.Mall? Any mall!
152.Clothes brand? Abercrombie, Juicy Couture
153.Soda? Coke, Shirley Temple.
154.Alcohol? I don't drink.
155.Instrument? Accordion! Ohhh yeahh.
156.Season? Summer
157.Number? 11
158.Radio station? 95.5
159.Song? I have a TON.
160.Sport? Basketball
161.Vacation spot? New York, anywhere in the Carribbean
162.State? New York, North Carolina, Florida
163.Country? Europe. Oh, that's probably a continent. Okay, um, France.
164.Flower? Sunflower!
165.Perfume? SoCal, abercrombie scent, and Juicy.
166.Thing to do? Lots of stuff.
167.Actor? Uh... I don't knoww.
168.Actress? Drew Barrymore
169.Saying? "And to prove it's true, we all flew here on JetBlue."
170.Car? I don't know.
171.Month? October
172.Cartoon? Uh.
173.TV Show? American Idol, House, Private Practice, Grey's, Girls Next Door, any countdown on VH1
174.Website? MySpace, perezhilton, addictinggames
175.Book? Way too many.
176.Quality about yourself? I'm funny?
177.Your best friend? Haley and Alexa
178.Your best guy friend? Bryan
179.Your best girl friend? Haley and Alexa
180.Fruit? Pomegranates
181.Vegetable? Zucchini
182.Meat? Chicken
183.Quote? "Nobody grows up in Florida... except for maybe oranges." - Music and Lyrics AND "He's not a Nazi, he just wanted to kill all the Jews." - Haley
184.Saying? Repeat!
185.Type of movie? Chick flicks and Horror
186.Candy? Jelly Beans, anything sour, Mentos, & anything dark chocolate
187.Language? English...?
188.Magazine? Seventeen, People, Entertainment Weekly
189.CD? The Open Door - Evanescence
190.Store? Abercrombie
191.Movie? Music and Lyrics, Clueless, Mean Girls, Legally Blonde
192.Day of the week? Repeat.
193.Singer? Justin Timberlake, I guess.
194.Band? Panic! At the Disco
195.Why are you so curious? I'M curious? Oh, no, sweetie, it doesn't go like that...
196.Like to swim? Yes
197.Like to dance? Yes
198.Have a pool? Yes
199.Have a car? No
200.Going to get a car? Four years to go...
201.Your motto? "You'll have your life back in December, Casey."
202.What do you look for in a friend? Funny, nice, able to be themselves, not backstabbing
203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? Able to be themselves, funny, sweet
204.Time you get up? It varies
205.Time you go to bed? Varies
206.What color are the sheets on your bed? Purple right now.
207.How many pillows? I sleep with two, but there's about 7.
208.Ever skip school? Yes :)
209.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No
210.What did you eat for dinner? Fajitas!
211.What are you wearing? Shirt and jeans.
212.What movie makes you cry? The Game Plan. Oh God, so many times.
213.What book makes you cry? Bounce by Natasha Friend
214.What song makes you cry? Concrete Angel by Martina McBride
215.What/Who makes you laugh so hard you cry? Haley and 'Mean Girls'
216.What is your favorite possession? My iPod and cell phone
217.What physical, tangible possession do you want most? Don't know... all the abercrombie in the world. Kidding.
218.How badly do you want it? Stop pressuring me!!
219.Have you ever seen The Exorcist? Yes
220.How long did it take you to understand why that question is here? I still don't get it.
221.Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you? YES.
222.How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? I don't think I'll ever stop liking it.
223.What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Pooh!
224.What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Monster Bride…it ripped.
225.What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? None, really
226. There are no federal holidays during August-what should be put there? National Casey Day!
227. How good is your short tern memory? Good
228.How good is your short-term memory? Haha. Funny.
229.(Not very good I see, I repeated that question, did you notice?) Yes, I did, retardface.
230.How good is your long-term memory? I don't know.
231.What is your earliest memory? Stapling my finger in pre-k.
232.What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? Haha. You crack me up, really.
233.What is your strangest memory? When my stoma, like, exploded.
234.What is your worst memory? Waking up with an ostomy bag.
235.What song, movie, etc. ?
236.What song, movie, etc. ?
237.What size are your feet? 7 1/2
238.If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Awkward
239.Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"? Knowing them, definitely.
241.Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? I don't care. I've asked a guy out before.
242.What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Yuckkkk. Sex gives you AIDS.
243.Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Not that I remember. :)
244.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? I don't know, maybe. I hope so.
245.Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Yes. Sex is icky and it gives you AIDS.
246.Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? Yes. I'm immature. Get over it.
247.Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No :)
248.Do you actually know your Social Security Number? No
249.Do you actually know your IP address? What's that?
250.Do you know what an IP address is? No...
251.Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? We have one of those?
252.Ever think there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? YES.
253.Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? No, my BRAIN hurts.
254.What do you think of pi, you know, 3.14152967 etc..? Yum, pi!
255.Do you have a driver's license? Not yet.
256.Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Haha, no, but I know some people who do.
257.What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Um, I don't know.
258.Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Leelee Sobieski. Which is just great, cause she's got the weirdest freaking face.
259.If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Dunno. Drew Barrymore, probably.
260.Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember who they are? Yes. I saw one of those in Starbucks in New York.
261.If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Zac Efron, so I can find out if he's gay. Cause it sort of seems like it sometimes.
262.Do you want to be John Malkovich? That'd be creepy.
263.Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Sometimes, yeah.
264.What do you love most about the other gender? Humor. If you can make me laugh, I'm so yours.
265.What do you dislike most about the other gender? Lots of stuff.
266.What do you understand least about the other gender? Everything.
267.Mac or PC? Macs rule!
268.How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer or is it only as long as it works? No, I really don't care.
269.Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? No. If you do that's sad.
270.Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? No
271.Have you ever bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? No...
272.If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Probably still Casey.
273.Would you name a child of yours after you? NO WAY.
274.If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Leanna
275.What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? They call me Cassie
276.If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? I don't know. Probably not.
277.Like to give hugs? YES!
278.Like to walk in the rain? Yes
279.Sleep with or without clothes on? WITH
280.Prefer black or blue pens? Black
281.Dress up on Halloween? Duhhh.
282.Sleep on your side, tummy or back? Side. Always the right because if I go left I'll leak.
283.Think you're attractive? Depends what I'm wearing.
284.Want to marry? Maybe
285.Have a goldfish? No
286.Ever have the falling dream? Yeah
287.Have stuffed animals? Yeah
288.Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Nope. I think we get reborn.
289.Do you think God has a gender? Yes, she's a girl.
290.Do you think science counteracts religion? Um?
291.Do you believe in organized religion? I guess...
292.Where do you think we go when we die? Into some unborn baby's head.
293.How easy is it to make you laugh? Way too easy!
295.Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Yeah... I do...
296.Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Sometimes, just when I think they're really funny.
297.What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Pudding, Chicken finger
298.What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? "What does raw mean?" "Chicken that hasn't been cooked?"
299.Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching, when someone's watching? Duh because I don't need no more than he said, she said.
300.What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Anything my sister sings. And You're Beautiful. Shudder.
301.What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? I understand songs pretty well.
302.What song(s) are constantly in your head? Chip On My Shoulder
303.What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Basketcase!
304.If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? Um, I don't know.
305.If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? Hey There Delilah
306.What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Don't knoow.
307.Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Yeah, but it really depends on the movie
308.Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Chewbacca, man!
309.What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Comedy. everything's so serious these days.
310.What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Gory movies, war movies. Ew.
311.When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste, are you joking?
312.What's your favorite kind of cheese? All cheese!
313.What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? That I like cheese…?
314.If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food,hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Probably not if I found out.
315.Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Yeah. I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarian but I cant eat beans. =(
316.What a unique category, don't you think? Very unique.
317.Are you sure you have friends? Yes…
318.Best friend? Haley, Alexa, Leanna
319.Second-best friend? Uh... Hannah.
320.Email the most? Dunno.
321.Call the most? Haley
322.IM the most? Rory
323.Best friend of the opposite sex? Bryan
324.Best offline friend? Uh?
325.Best online friend? Dude, I have a life off the computer.
326.Which friend do you dislike the most? Rebecca
327.Person you can always confide in? Alexa
328.Person that you can talk to for 12 hours straight and never get bored? Haley and Alexa
329.In a fight or annoyed? What?
330.Friend's house you sleep at the most? Alexa, probably.
331.Friend's house you wish you could sleep at but can't? I don't know.
332.Who is the first number on your speed dial? My mommy :)
333.Who would you take away on a week vacation? Alexa. To BIRTHDAY WORLD! Where it's always your birthday :)
334.Craziest? Gina
335.Weirdest? Hannah
336.Most fun? Haley
337.Saddest? Rory
338.Quietest? Hayley
339.Who knows you the best? Haley, Leanna, and Alexa
340.Who do you know the best? Leanna, Alexa, Haley
341.Who do you like to shop with? Haley and Alexa
342.Talk with? All of them. It's kind of crucial that I talk to my friends, you know?
343.Trust the most? Alexa and Haley
344.Flirt with? Um, not the girls.
345.Laugh with? All of them
346.Give advice to? Leanna
347.Who gives you advice? Leanna and Kate
348.Best singer? ME!
349.Best athlete? Mihael
350.Who is the nicest? Hayley and Olivia
351.Who is the meanest? Rebecca
352.Best dancer? Haley!! It's cause she doesn't need no more than he said she said.
353.Best writer? MEEE. But not according to Mrs. Lynn. Grr.
354.Best smile? Hayley
355.Most creative? Haley
356.Best dressed? Gina and Olivia
357.Best shoes? Uh, I don't know.
358.Who doesn't care if they lie? All of them.
359.Who can't lie? No one.
360.Most innocent? Hayley
361.Most innocent looking? Hayley
362.Rebel? Dunno.
363.Moodiest? Rory
364.Happiest? Gina
365.Cutest? Don't know. Oh, it's so me. No it's not. I'm not sure, we're all cute. :)
366. It's because I'm bored, can't you figure that out? You're a loser.
367.Religious? No
368.Try to be fashionable? Yeah, most of the time.
369.Think fashion is important? Yes.
370.Get along with your family? My parents and I get along better than me & my siblings
371.Get along with your friends? If I didn't, would they be my friends?
372.Get grounded? I haven't yet.
373.Know any foreign languages? Si.
374.Run into walls/doors? All the time!
375.Blonde? I act blonde.
376.Who do you talk to most online? You asked this!
377.Who do you talk to most on the phone? This too!
378.Are you a bum? Yeah...
379.Do you get online a lot? Yeah sort of. My AIM is broken though.
380.Do you shower? Duh.
381.Do you hate school? YESSSSSSSSS.
382.Do you have a social life? Um, yes.
383.Do you trust people easily? No
384.Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)? Yes, but I told them the truth after.
385.Are you a dare devil? No
386.Would you ever sky dive? NO FREAKING WAY. THAT I WILL NEVER EVER DO. EVER.
387.Do you like to dance? Yeah, because these are headstrong crazy days when your mind's made up and the music plays.
388.Are you funny? Yes
389.Are you a serious person? Not usually
390.Do you make friends easily? Yes
391.Do you work out? No
392.Do you like to work out? NO
393.How much can you bench press? Probably the most would be 5 pounds or so.
394.How much can you lift? Like five pounds.
395.Are you a popular person? Yes
396.Do you have plans for your future? I want to stay alive and make lots of moneyyy.
397.Do you plan to go to college? Ye
398.Do you play sports? Not really.
399.Do you like sports? Not really.
400.Do you play an instrument? No
401.Know what you want to be when you get older? Pediatric Nurse
402.Ever been out of state? Yes
403.Out of the country? Yes
404.Do you like to travel? Yes
405.What do YOU think of the way you look? I'm the cutest thing on Earth. How could anyone resist me? I don't know. ;)
406.What do YOU think about your attitude? Wowie, I'm awesome.
407.What do you think about life after death? Yup.
408.What do you think about karma? What goes around goes around goes around comes all the way back arouuuuuund, yeahhhh.
409.What do you think about love? You should keep it if you get it.
410.What do you think about fate? Sure
411.What do you think about yourself? I'm pretty darn cool.
412.What do you tell yourself if times get hard? The ostomy bag will be off in December...
413.What would you give your life for? Nothing.
414.What do you think about your first love? Um, I haven't had a first love. So I wouldn't know. But when I get a first love, I'll tell you.
415.What do you think about the first person that loved you? He's cool...?
416.What are you scared of? Fergie's face, the dark, being kidnapped... lots of things.
417.Do you cry easily? Yes
418.Who/What is something/someone that has touched you? Uh.
419.What was the saddest moment of your life? When I woke up and saw a big white growth - but oh wait, it's just an ostomy bag.
420.What would life be without friends? A big black hole of nothingness.
421.Without family? A bigger black hole of nothingness.
422.Without you? Non-existent?
423.Are you deep? Deep like the ocean? =P
424.Do you think love is once in a lifetime, or just chance? Depends who you meet.
425.Do you like your town? Sure. Except during the winter months when all the Japs and snior citizens come on vacation.
426.Do you wanna get out of your town? Yes. New York, here I come! 25th, baby.
427.What design/logo is on your mouse pad? I don't have a mouse pad.
428.What color is your mouse pad? I don't HAVE a freaking mouse pad.
429.Drink a lot of water? I guess.
430.Have a cell phone/beeper/etc.? Yeah
431.Do you like amusement parks? YEAH!
432.Have you ever been to 6 Flags? No.
433.What namebrand do you wear the most? Abercrombie
434.Do you like taking pictures? I'm like obsessed. I'm bringing my camera to my partayyyy tonight. Melting Pot. Yum.
435.Do you like getting your picture taken? Ha. No way. I like TAKING the picture. I'm a camera hog.
436.Do you have a tan? No. I'm like, white. Unless I put on blush like I did today. Then I'm... white. But a little pink, too.
437.Do you get annoyed easily? Yes.
438.What are you hobbies? Singing, laughing, shopping, being amazing.
439.Do you have your own phone/phone line? Yup.
440.Do you have any posters/pinups on your bedroom walls? Yup, one of Ashley Tisdale.
441.Are you sick of this survey yet? Oh my God yes.
442.Do you get good grades in school? Yes
443.How do you vent your anger? On other people. :)
444.Are you a role model? Yeah, to my sister.
445.Who do you look up to? My mommy
446.Who do you trust the most? My mommy
447.Do you have any piercings? No
448.Do you have any tattoos? No
449.Do you dream a lot? Yes
450.Do you daydream a lot? Yes
451.Have you had a nightmare lately? No
452.Do you have any allergies? Fish
453.Do you have any health problems? OSTOMY BAG, BABY!
454.Do you like animals? Yeah.
455.Do you have any pets? Asked this... like five times...
456.Do you like siblings? Is this a rhetorical question?
457.Do you have glasses/contacts? No
458.Do you have braces? No
459.Do you have a job? No
460.Have you ever been fired from a job? No
461.Who did YOU want to be President? In the last election, John Kerry.
462.Who would you vote for, if anyone, and why? PARIS HILTON. Cause then we'd be all "That's hot."
463.Do you have a curfew? No
464.Are you a vegetarian? No
465.Could you be a vegetarian? If I wanted. After I get the bag removed.
466.Have you ever thought about suicide? Not seriously.
467.Do you like coffee? Yuppp.
468.Do you have a sweet tooth? Yes!
469.Do you like horror movies? I love them.
470.Do you like to spend or save your money? Spend it on ABERCROMBIE. And other stuff. Like PacSun shoes and jewely and... more abercrombie.
471.Do you keep your room clean? No
472.Do yours well? Suuuuure?
473.Do you eat vegetables? Yup
474.Are you a flirt? Yes
475.Are you good at flirting? I think so
476.Do you like to go to parties? Parties... like mine? Tonight? Why, yes, I do!
477.Do you still go trick or treating? Yes! I love trick or treating! Free candy! Best holiday everrr.
478.Are you an angel or a little devil? Little Devil :)
479.Do you get along with people? Yes. Most people.
481.Have you ever won anything? Yeah. The first period class won teacher bingo.
482.Do you have a waterbed or a regular bed? Regular.
483.What size? Queen, I think.
484.Do you get bored easily? Yes
485.Do you play golf? No
486.Do you play miniature golf? Yeah!
487.Do you like tennis? No
488.Are you flexible? No
489.Are you a sweet heart? Yes :)
490.Would you like to be cloned? No one is enough
491.What are your opinions on cloning? One is enough!
493.Scaramouche,scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Sure.
494.Did you like this survey? No
495.Are you sorry you began filling it out? Yes
496.What questions do you wish it had asked? Is it your birthday today?
497.How would you have answered them? Oh yeah! And get me presents!
498.When was the last time you let the people you love/people who are important to you know you love them/that they are important to you? Like, one minute ago.
499.What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? Buy me presents cause it's my birthdayy! I don't think I've said that enough.
500.What time is it? It is… 4:53 P.M. I took some breaks.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Embarassing Moment of the Day...

I've never had a REALLY embarassing moment before. Not one worth, say, writing in to Seventeen magazine for and telling them about it.

Today would probably be my most embarassing moment. Ever. In the history of Casey.

Suprisingly, it had nothing to do with my ostomy bag. But a migrane. Today, I got a migrane and couldn't concentrate on anything. Here's how it went down.

I was in Science class and we were doing an experiment to see how many drops of water could fit on a penny. I'd done this before, and I remembered the results. I was repeating them in my mind like "34, 34, 34, 34...", and my teacher called on me.
I hadn't even been paying attention half the time, and I wasn't raising my hand, but rubbing my temple to make my headache go away. So on impulse I just blurted, "Uhh, 34?". She started to write it down and then stopped and asked, "Where did you get that number from?". I was like, oh crap, did I say 34? Great, now she's gonna think someone told me what the answer was and I was cheating. So I said the all-powerful and convincing, "I don't know.". But my science teacher is smart, of course, so she said, "Yes, I think you do."
So thennn I said, trying to sound not upset and NOT like I was about to burst in to tears, "Well, I've done this experiment before." Then, instead of saying "Ok, thanks for telling the truth." like I hoped she would but knew she wouldn't, she said "Oh, well if you've already done it I guess we should just do the worksheet." and started passing out worksheets.
Well, I got totally upset. I could feel the tears backing up behind my eyes. Then, in a moment of Casey braveness, I raised my hand before I started crying and said, "Well, even if I've done it before, the other people should be abke to do it, even if I don't.". My science teacher smiled at me, nicely, not like, oh nice try. Then she said, to my complete and utter suprise, "You know what, I don't want to do a worksheet. Let's just do the experiment."
And I got SO HAPPYYY. I was about to jump out of my seat and hug her.
AND THEN, to top it all off, this girl I HATE AND DESPISE WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED, raised her hand and said:

"Well, since Casey has already done the experiment, I think she shouldn't do it."

The class' response was a bunch of dirty looks at her and mouths dropping to an '0'.

My reaction?:

And THEN, in a moment of super-science-teacher-ness, the science teacher said "No, it's ok. Casey can be like our resident expert."


After class, my friend Hannah went up the girl I HATE AND DESPISE WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL and said "That was really mean, what you said about Casey today." And no GIHADWAMHAS said, "I'm just stating my opinion. I think that if she already did the experiment, she shouldn't spoil it for the rest of us."

Then another friend, Nicolette, tried to talk to her and was like, "Hey, why did you say that about Casey? She was the one who got us to do the experiment again anyway. If she wasn't a nice person, unlike SOME people, we wouldn't have even done it." Then GIHADWAMHAS just laughed in her face and walked away.

What a miserable, evil, low-life person.

One good thing came out of this: NEVER raise my hand in science class again!!

Monday, October 1, 2007

Sorry, I HAD to Share This...

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Sorry. Impulse. I had to share that.