Today, as I was watching VH1's 50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs... Ever (go here: http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/50_most_awesomely_bad_songs/series_countdown.jhtml if you have strong ears) I came across THIS little beauty:
You know you love it. You know you do.
So comedians and actors and staffers at 'Blender' magazine make these little hilarious comments on the song. Like, for 'Cotton-Eyed Joe', one comedian said, "If you lock a redneck and a Swedish girl in a closet with crystal meth and a drum machine, this is what you'd get." Funny, right?
Side note: Goddammit, my 'T' button isn't working! I have to press extra hard. And lucky me, 'T' is in, like, every single word in the English language!
OK, back to my story. So thennnnnnn they were talking about how 'I'm too sexy for ______ (fill in the blank)' became the biggest catch phrase ever. So this one guy was like, "Soon enough, I was too sexy for my refridgerator, I was too sexy for my neighbor's dog, and I think even my grandma got in to it. She went around saying, 'I'm too sexy for my ostomy bag.'"
KIND OF LIKE ME! I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY OSTOMY BAG, TOO!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and, I found an eharmony for ostomates. Check this out:
Till I'm jus too sexy for my ostomy bag that Dr. Thompson just HAS TO REMOVE IT (new comes tomorrow!!),