WARNING: THIS BLOG IS A COMPLETE RANT. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE RAGE OF AN OSTOMATE WHOSE LIFE HAS BEEN TURNED COMPLETELY UPSIDE-DOWN BY MORE TORTURE, DO NOT READ ON.
So, my blog readers of America, what did YOU do today? PLEASE, do tell.
Guess what I did today? Just so you know, my I was capitalized. And BOLDED. And UNDER-FREAKIN-LINED.
I woke up with a swollen EYE. AGAIN. And today, it was CRUSTY AND WET AND GROSS. So my mommy told me to look up, and she said, "Yup, you have pinkeye." So we called the doctor, and it turns out that, YES, I HAVE pinkeye.
So, my blog readers of America, does YOUR LIFE suck as much as MINE???
I DON'T THINK SOOOOO.
Ok, my complete rant is over. That was a bad one, too.
NOW, thoughts of the moment.
1. My eye freaking burns.
2. Heidi Klum is gorgeous.
3. Nicolas Cage is NOT HOT. He's GROSS AND OLD AND LOOKS LIKE THAT MAN IN KENDALL WHO WALKED IN TO THE PORN SHOP.
4. Every morning
We got fun
So inviting, so exciting
And we got fun
Do as you like, dear
There's so much to choose
We've got it all
On our funship cruise
Carnival's got more fun
5. THAT, my friends, was the NEW Carnival Funship song, which I have ALREADY memorized!!
6. Supersize Me is awesomely disgusting, but today I had McDonald's fries, and they're goooood.
Cause Carnival's got more fun,